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Posted 11/11/2018 2:37 PM


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Sylvester wrote: "Next let's look at "Blue is the Warmest color", no Bolsters bunkbeds or Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate."

Yes, Sylvester - "Blue is the Warmest Color" was an awesome film, as French/Tunisian director Abdellatif Kechiche did an incredible job in creating a truly erotic piece of cinema, with sexy 20-year-old hottie Adèle Exarchopoulos cast as Adele, an innocent high school girl who falls for slightly-butchy blue-haired goth-girl Emma (played to perfection by 28-year old Léa Seydoux) - the sexual chemistry between the two young women was nothing short of outstanding!

Meanwhile, back here in the United States, we have Girlsway productions and director/writer Stills-by-Alan - and the newest release from THAT "award winning studio" is the following piece of crap:



Showcases: Chapter Three - (Girlsway)

"Award winning studio Girlsway presents their fans' most adored girls in special Girl of the Month 2 scenes in 1 Showcases. Girlsway's leading performers choose their two co-stars and write the story lines for their hour long scenes. Mindi Mink is a tough boss bitch and she knows it. Her wife Mercedes Carrera is smoking hot and they make an unbeatable team, and decide to spend it exploring each other's bodies. The next day Mindi is making sure all the deals get closed, when Syren de Mer walks in for her 11 o'clock appointment with Mindi, who doesn't waste any time getting down to business. Kenzie Reeves' family has checked her into a psychiatric ward. Her unnatural attraction to girls ruined her family's reputation in the community. Joanna Angel, the head nurse at the facility, has dealt with deviants before and knows exactly how to treat them. After she has her way with her, Kenzie falls almost immediately before she's startled awake by Jenna Sativa. Jenna tells her she's her fantasy and she's come to satisfy her every desire."

Okay... so director/writer Stills-by-Alan announces in the above-blurb that he's going to allow his actresses to "choose their co-stars" for this particular DVD - TRANSLATION: the director isn't going to do his job. Seriously, you need to match actresses with other actresses who have the right chemistry to play specific roles opposite one another - UNLESS, of course, you lack the talent to come up with erotic storyline/intros, in which case they may as well star with their friends in hastily slapped-together garbage-porn-scenes (which are a Stills-by-Alan specialty!)

In the first scene as described above, Mindi Mink, who is NOT especially good in the dominant role, will play a dominant woman who is already married to another woman (played by Mercedes Carrera), and these two will open this particular video by engaging in everyday lezzie-sex with one another. In a boy/girl video, this would be the exact same thing as showing a man having sex with his wife. Only somebody completely lacking in erotic imagination (e.g. Stills-by-Alan) would open a video with a bland encounter like that!

Moving on to scene #2... Mindi will next have everyday lezzie-sex with Syren de Mer because... well, because both women are in the same room together at eleven o'clock the next morning, and when a director doesn't really know what he's doing, THAT'S as good a reason as any, I suppose - and as long as Mindi & Syren are getting paid to have lezzie-sex on camera they'll both be happy going through the motions.

In scene #3, Kenzie Reeves is a lesbian, and so her family has checked her into a psychiatric ward, which director/writer Stills-by-Alan apparently finds exciting (it's NOT) - and nurse Joanna Angel will treat the girl's "affliction" with formulaic & clinical lesbian sex - seriously, does ANYBODY besides the pinhead director himself find this scripting in any ways erotic?

And the next day, after Kenzie awakens, Jenna Sativa will be there there to offer her EVEN MORE lame everyday lezzie-sex, telling Kenzie that she's there "to satisfy her every desire." Is there NOBODY at Girlsway paying any attention to what this clueless pinhead is writing and then putting on video?

And finally, there's a scene not even mentioned in the blurb on the back-cover involving Alina Lopez, Gina Valentina, & Eliza Ibarra that I can only guess is another poorly written piece of excrement, as only Stills-by-Alan is capable of writing & editing, with the folks at Girlsway looking the other way while pretending not to notice how crappy they are.

- The only thing this series "SHOWCASES" is what a consistently terrible job Stills-by-Alan is doing at writing quality erotic scripts for 'Girlsway's' lesbian videos - he completely sucks at it!
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Posted 11/16/2018 10:31 PM


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Out of all the current newbies offered ( 11/16 ) this is the only one that slightly interests me. Sabina Rouge on the cover definitely got my attention and her hair wardrobe reminded me of 40's Hollywood. And it occured to me what a wonderful idea it would be to have a storyline based on 40's-50's camp pulp fiction lezzie fest. Joan Crawford rubbing up against Monroe and no not Elexis either.

Sabina Rouge has beautiful eyes and Wicked Pictures has churned out a few decent videos, who knows this one might be decent. Aidra Fox and her solid bundle of goodness also appears mmmm.


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Posted 11/17/2018 7:33 AM


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Sylvester writes: "Sabina Rouge on the cover definitely got my attention and her hair wardrobe reminded me of 40's Hollywood."

Yes, Sylvester - I noticed that DVD boxcover pic, as well! I offer my plaudits to the marketing department responsible for putting that together, although I'm not all that sure about Wicked Pictures and director Axel Braun. In their blurb on the back-of-the-box they write: "brilliant casting, masterful camerawork, and true passion" - which, in all fairness, could describe many ultra-porny Girlsway releases written & directed by Stills-by-Alan. Does Axel Braun pay the slightest attention to quality erotic storyline/intros? Inquiring minds would seriously like to know!



Speaking of Girlsway & Stills-by-Alan, I noticed THIS new release from Fantasy Massage with a DVD cover-pic that looks VERY MUCH like something written & directed by the aforementioned Girlsway writer/director - except that, in this case, the director is somebody named Barrett Blade - which means that the folks running Fantasy Massage are actually going with somebody NEW behind the camera! But is this Barrett Blade simply another Stills-by-Alan clone, or is he somebody with imagination, talent, and/or creativity? Here's what's written in the blurb on the back-of-the-box:

"Whoever came up with the stereotype that redheads get excited easily were clearly referring to Elle Alexandra and Karlie Montana. When the sun turns out to be too strong for them, they know that a shower is the only relief, so Elle and Karlie get in the shower to clean themselves off.

Undercover reporter Angela White is going to expose a neighborhood spa for offering sexual services. But first, she needs proof. When she shows up for her appointment with masseuse Lena Paul, Angela's cameraman is barred from entry, and that's just the beginning.

Jessa has been cabbing people around all day, and just as she thought she was done with her day, her last client Val Dodds doesn't have the resources to reward her taxi girl. Jessa is fed up, when Val tries slipping her an IOU, sending Jessa into ultimate freak out mode. How will Val calm her down
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Okay... only three scenes - but I will gladly accept three WELL-WRITTEN scenes over TEN poorly slapped-together pieces of excrement, such as so many g/g production houses are willing to churn out! In other words, I just may have to purchase this one if ONLY to satisfy my curiosity.

- Bree Mills gets credit as the "producer" - but Bree very sadly ALSO produces most of the crap released by 'Girlsway' - which makes me wonder: what exactly is that woman paid to DO?
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Posted 11/17/2018 8:07 AM


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I must admit Anon I should have paid a little more attention to a video that has Elle Alexandre and Karlie Montana under the same shower head rubbing clutching and grabbing for the Dial Soap bar , out of the three scenes you describe this might be the lone hit. But one out of three is a .333 batting average , hmmm.

I think I've talked myself out of the Campy Sabina Rouge on the cover hug a girl theme. If I look closer to the scenes they seem to unfold with Stilleto heels still attached and hey how's a girl supposed to score points with the judges wearing the size 8's to bed ?
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Posted 11/21/2018 5:58 PM


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Normally I tend to DISLIKE IT when a really crappy video has an AWESOME DVD boxcover-pic, but that's certainly NOT the problem with THIS particular release (from earlier this year), as this cover-pic is just AWFUL! WHO is it who does the marketing for Fantasy Massage these days? That top-heavy actress (Angela White) would HARDLY be my first choice as the primary cover-girl, while that girl in the background shown touching herself (Keisha Grey) just looks needlessly porny to me!

Of course, the words "Directed by Stills by Alan" on the cover would alone have stopped me from ordering this one. His writing-style is beyond bad - first, he's got cover-girls Keisha Grey & Angela White turning a clinical massage following a groin injury into some INSTANT LESBIANISM that only this director would find erotic. That's followed by high-school tutor Zoey Monroe & former student Lena Paul reminiscing old times by engaging in some everyday lezzie-sex. Latina masseuse Luna Star then tries to converse with client Sara Luvv, but when she discovers that the girl doesn't speak Spanish they have lezzie-sex instead. And finally, Kimmy Granger massages lawyer Lyra Law, relieving her legal stress with lesbian-loving.

On the POSITIVE side, that pic on the back of the DVD-box showing Lyra Law putting a collar around the neck of pretty blonde Kimmy Granger looks REALLY HOT - which makes me wonder why they didn't put THAT pic on the cover instead? I'm guessing that they didn't want to trick customers into believing that this was a quality video - those "Truth in Advertising" laws once again coming to the rescue!

- I really can't understand why companies like 'Girlsway' and 'Fantasy Massage' continue to put the same people in charge of making their videos when the quality remains so consistently low?
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Posted 11/24/2018 8:09 AM


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Well Lezlove I think came out with a pretty strong " New Titles " showing post Thanksgiving to get the mind off Turkey and shootings at Malls on Black Friday for the zombie shoppers throwing TV's around ducking for cover at the food court...

And the one that caught my eye was another in the chapter of lesbian cheerleaders mercy that sounds like a winning formula ...This is episode 30 oh my and it has a lass Sophia Lux who although I'm not familiar with seems perfect for the " grind " of cheerleading with the gal pal....Mmmm with free domestic shipping 10 percent off.


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Posted 11/24/2018 8:19 AM


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And then you thought Baskin Robbins had a lot of Flavors with 31 this GFF selection has 69 oh my with 10 count em 10 scenes with Megan Rain and her tight gymnast body as well as Karlee Grey and her thick bundle of goodness in the wide ranging cast , hello !

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Posted 11/27/2018 6:18 AM


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Lady Boss Volume 3 - (Girlsway) - directed by Stills-by-Alan

I really don't want to continue beating a dead horse, but LOOK at this new Girlsway release and tell me if you can't immediately see the multitude of things wrong with the directing & writing surrounding this otherwise VERY HOT subject-matter involving older-&-more dominant lesbian women being in charge of beautiful younger girls! Here's what the blurb on the back of that hot-looking DVD box-cover says:

"Elsa Jean has a job interview at the spa today and has to look her best! She is confident she's going to get the job. Charlotte Stokely gets one look at her and tells Elsa that they'll be starting immediately. Alison Rey is trying desperately to work, but when her computer shuts down entirely. Irritated, she sends for someone competent enough to fix her damn computer. Gina Valentina arrives and introduces herself. Alison proposes that if she can eat her pussy and do a good job, then maybe she'll have a future at the company. Gina wants the job and decides that a little pussy, never hurt anyone. While Victoria Voxxx demonstrates respecting her co-worker's personal space, she reaches down and grabs Jade's tits. April O'Neil, who's filming the segment, yells cut, and reminds them that perhaps it's not the best idea to grab her tits while they're talking about the subtleties of personal space."

Okay, I LOVE pretty blonde Elsa Jean, and having her applying to work for Charlotte Stokely is a great start (these are the two beautiful DVD cover-girls) - but WHY have it take place at a spa? Why can't Charlotte simply be a lesbian CEO looking to hire a pretty new secretary? As for Charlotte taking one look at Elsa before "telling her they'll be starting immediately," that's Stills-by-Alan's lame-ass way of saying that formulaic INSTANT LESBIANISM will then ensue.

Scene two, with Alison Rey informing computer-repair-girl Gina Valentine that if she "eats her pussy" she'll hire her full-time sounds EXACTLY like something that an untalented hack might slap together in an effort to create XXX-garbage-porn (which is what this CLEARLY is). Don't the people running Girlsway pay any attention to the kind of excrement that their director/writer is churning out?

In scene three, Mr. Alan's unimaginative side further manifests itself as he has Victoria Voxxx grabbing the breasts of co-worker Jade Baker to initiate yet another needlessly porny intro that is supposedly being videotaped by April O'Neil - which insults April, who would NEVER direct something that lame and all-around-stupid!

- Seriously, how is it that Stills-by-Alan still has a job? - I mean, you can give the guy several beautiful young women to work with and an excellent overall premise - and he'll STILL turn it into shit!
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Posted 11/27/2018 11:50 AM


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Saw a preview of " Lady Boss " on line looks horrible. And on a separate complaint Elsa Jean has much going for her but I can't get past the hair extensions what's up with that ? It's getting to the point when I see either obvious fake tits on a woman or the extremely long fake fingernails or pounds of makeup it's a huge turnoff bye bye ...With Elsa it's the extensions.

I have to be honest when Stills by Alan was working the WebYoung side of things he put together some nice work. With the Girlsway label slapped on the cover things have become totally over wrought, over the top.

Like I said in a previous post awhile ago, I look past 95 % or so of what's put out as not viable , for my tastes anyway.
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Posted 11/28/2018 4:32 AM


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Sylvester writes: "Saw a preview of "Lady Boss" on line looks horrible. And on a separate complaint Elsa Jean has much going for her but I can't get past the hair extensions what's up with that?

I no longer believe that director Stills-by-Alan is even capable of writing erotic intros, Sylvester - the guy may be a great cameraman who is excellent at editing video on his laptop computer, but he sadly SUCKS at putting together any kind of a plot/storyline that's even remotely erotic. As for beautiful blonde actress Elsa Jean, I've never really noticed her hair-extensions before, but I HAVE noticed those two enormous TATTOOS that she's inflicted on her hot little body (see: right shoulder & lower-left abdomen) - WHY do pretty girls do that to themselves?



- The ONLY tattoo that I particularly enjoy seeing on a pretty girl are a woman's lips (aka: a lipstick mark) tattooed on her curvy little rump - those are awesome!
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