There are a lot of little and medium things that we disagree about, but now and again it's worth recalling the big things we all (mostly) agree on:
Lesbian aficionados, as a rule (there's always exceptions) DO LIKE:
Lots of kissing by women that clearly enjoy kissing other women.
Lots of buildup and foreplay.
A "set-up" that could actually be real. (You don't often see women "getting it on" in a porn shop.)
Natural breasts, even if it means no breasts.
Women wearing "everyday" clothes instead of being dressed up like something out of the Mustang Ranch.
No toys at all or at least erotic use as opposed to slamming something in and out like a jackhammer.
Ambient audio with sincere dialogue.
What we would like to believe are real orgasms.
Non professionals do the acting. (Or, at least women who appear to be really into what they're doing.)
Lesbian aficionados, as a rule (again, there's exceptions) for the most part; DON'T LIKE:
Lesbian "strap-on scenes" (NOT a concensus on this one)
Women sucking on strap-ons and "getting off."
Wearers of strap-ons "getting off" in an obviously phony way.
Scenes that center around the use of toys.
Scenes that start off with the use of toys.
Editing that leaves the viewer thinking, "They were in bed a second ago, why are they now "doing it" in the backseat of a car?"
Women wearing throughout a scene, eight-inch spike heels.
Women who suck on these heels.
Implants. (Nina, what were you thinking?)
Ridiculous, loud,background music. Any background music, really.
Camera flashs from the photographer taking stills of the action.
Cutaways to guys who are peeking, jerking or otherwise, just "there."
Idiot camera operators (or directors) who can't resist the urge to "join in." (more leeway granted if they're female, of course.)
Idiot camera operators (or directors) who give verbal directions, talk to the women, blurt out how hot the action is, etc.(again, more leeway granted if they're female.)
Obviously fake orgasms.
Women who aren't really into what they're doing.
Dubbed in dialogue, moans, etc.